I hereby state that Steve, my co-worker and cubicle neighbor, who will never master all of my teaching because he’s dumb, is correct in stating that I, Tom Jobs, don’t actually hang out with Leo DiCaprio ok? I’ve watched his movies, and I have his autograph.
So Steve, you’re right, thanks for bringing this to my attention. Why don’t you click on this link and go read something else.
I’m Tom Jobs.
I do hang out with Leo, we’re friends, he comes over.
If you’re reading this then you found me, Tom Jobs. I’ve been in Corporate America for over 20 years (and I’m only 33 years old!). I’m a corporate survivalist, a job guru. I’ve spent the last 10yrs teaching my co-workers how to survive in Corporate America with minimal effort. I’ve mastered age old techniques like looking busy while doing nothing, escaping HR meetings, and putting co-workers to sleep. I’ve only been fired twice in my life and both events were meticulously planned.
Many of my students who applied my techniques are now CEO’s, CFO’s, big time managers and even Heads of State (my buddy Drakkar is the Head of State in the country of Burundi). After many years of my students urging me to document my unique and deadly Corporate America strategies, I’ve decided it was time. This blog is my gift to all Corporate America-ites (Or what I like to call Cokites with a K not a C or else it would ready Cosites which wouldn’t make sense).
I’m Tom Jobs
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